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Auranjeb appne senapati se-

senapati hum log sivaji ko q nahi khoj sakte?

Senapati-

maharaj hum log mugal hai google nahi.

“Saajan”



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Julfo Me Foolo Ko Saja Ke Aayi Hai,

Chehare Se Dupatta Utha Ke Aayi Hai,

Kisi Ne Puchha Aaj Badi Khubsurat Lag Rahi Ho,

Mane Kaha Shayad Aaj Naha Ke Aayi Hai



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“Why Do We Students Sleep For Long

Hours..??”

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Awesome Answer By Students : .

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“Kyunki, Hamare Sapne Bahut Bade

Hote Hain..!!.”



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Dhoni: meri biwi ko bacchaa nai ho raha hai kya karu??

Viru: boost de.

Salmaan: revital de.

Dada: sona chandi chyawanprash de.

Aasaram- ek moka muje bhi de :-P



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Ek baat meri samajh mein bilkul nahi aati hai,

Tumhari chhapalon ki design har roz badli hui nazar aati hai,

Sabhi sandal apne aap mein attractive hain,

Kya tumhare boyfriend kisi joote ki company ke representative hain :D



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Apni Girlfrnd ke samne

Dusri ladkiyo ko kaise dekhe.. ??

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Boy: Tum ne us ladki ko dekha.

Wo Kapde usko bilkul suit nhi karte.

Girl: Saale.

Tu toh chahta hai k

ladkiyan kapde hi na pehne !!

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Moral: Ladki Ne Pehle Hi

Sprite Pee li thi..



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Master:” Tumne Homework Nahi Kiya, Bolo

Kya Saza Du??

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BOY:” Woh Last seat ki ladki ne bhi Nahi Kiya,

Hum dono ko, Bathroom me band kar do…



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Achha Ek Bat Batao,

GADHA Tanhai Me Kya Mehsus karta Hai.?

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Koi Jaldi Nahi Hai..

Mehsus Karke Bata Dena.



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1 girl ask 2 pappu

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wo kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?

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pappu : legs..

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Girl : wo kia hai jo tumhari pant mai hai or meri pant me nahi hai?

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Pappu : paisay..

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Girl : wo kia hai jo log din me karne k bjaye raat ko bistar pai kartai hain?

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Pappu : neend puri kartai hain..

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Girl : wo kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?

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Pappu : Kan mai chaid…

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MORAL: aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarha saaf rakhain

Thanks papu.

By – Raj



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Achhe dost kitni baar bhi rooth jaye unhe mana lena chahiye….

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Kyunki

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Wo saale kamine…..

Humare saare RAAZ jante hai.



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Pathan ko Raat 2 baje Larki ki call ai

Ap So To Nahi Rahy Na

Pathan Gussy se

Khabees Ki Bachi

Zrori Nahi Her Pathan Chokidar ho….



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Chemistry ki class mein Sir ne 1 Ladki

se

poocha!

“What is Nitrate..?”

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Ladki sharma kar boli

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“Kya sir, aap bhi na qasam se ekdum

direct

ho

jaate ho…

NIGHT RATE is 5000/- sirf aap k

liye…aur

hotel

ka alag